Hahaha, every time I see this shoot, I think it says QUEEF Swimwear, despite it being Queench. I am so vulgar.

This shot is a complete failure! My top 3 underwhelms. Everyone looks dead in the face or just stupid. Getting a top call-out for this is hardly saying that much, hahahaha.

April-

Her pose is really cool and intense, and she has focus in her eyes. This looks very fluid and interesting.

Sara-

She actually looks like she’s swimming, which is really awesome. You can’t see her eyes very well, but they did a close-up on the show and she has a lot of energy behind them. Another picture that’s pretty good.

Camille-

I love that she’s under water and is able to pose like this. I wish you could see more of her face/neck which is why this is #3, but she’s the only one that actually shows improvement here. Pretty fierce.

Catie-

Dead eyes dead eyes dead eyes!!!! Her pose is the best one by far… It looks so awesome and complex, but her face is a complete mess.

Yoanna-

I’m more on Tyra’s side (You look like a giant baby being born) more than Janice’s (This is the worst photo ever). It’s not a great picture, but there is sort of a serene, fetal quality to this. I like that her face glows in the dark.

Shandi-

Dead eyed mime. This is a poor man’s version of Catie’s picture, which wasn’t that great to begin with. This is her worst picture of the cycle.

Mercedes-

She kind of looks like she’s handcuffed to an imaginary headboard or something and submissively waiting for her master to come and slap her around. Her face is reallly funny. Also her worst picture of the cycle.

Xiomara-

Queef indeed. That’s what she looks like she’s doing, facially and bodily speaking. Horrifying picture.

Standings-

Yoanna (3.4)- 4/1/4/3/5

Mercedes (3.8)- 1/5/5/1/7

Shandi (3.8)- 3/3/1/6/6

April (4)- 2/7/2/8/1

Sara (4.6)- 5/6/6/4/2

Catie (5.2)- 8/2/3/9/4

Camille (7)- 9/9/9/5/3

Jenascia- 7.2

Xiomara (7.4)- 6/11/10/2/8

Heather- 7.3

Bethany- 10.5

Anna- 12

Eliminations-

Anna- 1

April- 0

Bethany- 0

Camille- 0

Catie- 1

Heather- 0

Jenascia- 0

Mercedes- 0

Sara- 0

Shandi- 0

Xiomara- 3

Yoanna- 0

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