YAY. As promised, here is the completely superficial look at the contestants of Cycle 1. I didn’t want to post their boring ass promo shots again, so I found a post-show print ad for each of them. If you want to see what they looked like on the show, go back to my week by week post.

Adrianne-

Is this from her winning spread? Well, it’s hot, and so is she. It was sort of hard to find a picture of her without her ass showing, which is also lovely, but it’s not really what I’m focusing on. So yes, Adrianne is hot.

Ebony-

This is apparently from Esquire and it’s the only post-show thing she has. She’s really cute and she seems super friendly here. She’s not drop-dead gorgeous but she’s definitely nice-looking.

Elyse-

Well, this one has quite the illustrious post-show career. She had over 400 pictures to choose from, most of which were INSANELY good. Perhaps losing the show isn’t such a bad thing after all. She’s not typically pretty, but she is very attractive in a unique way, which I like a lot. Also, she rocks short hair.

Giselle-

She has no post-show work (NOOOO, WHYYYY?) so I just took the alternate from the Stuff photoshoot she did. I loved Giselle, more than anyone else I know, actually. People are always raving about the top 3, but I thought she was amazing. I wish she would model more!

Katie-

Well, this isn’t really print work, but she IS one of the models on Deal or No Deal, which should count for something. I loooove her. I think she’s so beautiful and I’m glad to see she had success after being told she looked like a slut by Tyra.

Kesse-

Which brings us to Kesse, who kind of looks like she’s giving someone a back rub while masturbating and also bending over to take it in the butt. She was a cute girl– Definitely a mini-Tyra but a lot of her post-show pictures were sort of bizarrely porny. Glad to see she’s… doing well, I guess.

Nicole-

Well, here’s the puzzling case of Nicole. All of her post-show work is in bikini shots. She has great tits. She never looked this good on the show– She’s a lot softer here than she used to be. But still, the question remains… How was KATIE sluttier than this?!

Robin-

This is my favorite post-show picture of all time. She looks like she’s trying to be Chocolate Jackie O or something. This is classic. Robin was a pain in the ass, and definitely one of my contenders for most dead-last callouts, but she IS a pretty woman. The suit actually kind of works!

Shannon-

I think she’s hot as hell, and I look at this and see extremely high priced call-girl. But I mean that in a good way. She’d be worth a lot of money. One of the most physically beautiful girls from the cycle, and still pretty now.

Tessa-

Well apparently they all did Stuff Magazine shoots, and i must say that she looks really nice in this picture… much better than the one she was judged on. She’s also really pretty, and I wish she’d done more work after the show.

Woot.

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