Now we’ll move on to something valid… A photograph as opposed to a stupid Rollitos commercial. I don’t even know what Rollitos are. Doritos? Puh-leeze. Models don’t eat those. Or if they do, they barf them up later. I digress. These are black and white beauty shots. I dunno if they’re wearing makeup, but it’s meant to be very natural. I will be giving out another elimination here but skipping the one for Shake Ya Body because I’m not judging the fucking dancing.


Right, so this bitch is stunning. Her eyes are so piercing, her lips are full, the angle of her neck is to die for. I love this picture so much.


Nice to see Mercedes up at the top where she belongs. I love the playful gleam in her eyes and the full lips. She really is a beautiful girl, albeit a little less striking than Yoanna.


April, who has not attended my T-Zone camp, nor has she given half as shitty a picture as Saleisha’s Flower Power monstrosity, was told by the judges that she looked kind of androgynous in this picture, but I don’t really see it. I just see beautiful woman with lovely eyes and a pretty mouth.


I love the bee-stung lips and the bug eyes. I don’t care that you can’t see her neck. Her face looks better than it ever has before.


This is an extremely boring picture, but she really does kind of epitomize natural. This looks like a very weird ad for perfume or something. I miss my Shandi who topped the photoshoots. Where has she gone to? 😦


I don’t really like her hands, but I think her eyes are very playful and pretty. Her mouth is kind of smirking, and it’s cute… but the hands are distracting.


Janice speaks the truth. She looks like a 12 year old baby prostitute in this picture. It’s not bad, but it’s not model-y at all. It’s an invitation to a fetish party.


Yoanna (2.8)- 4/1/4/3/5/2/1

April (3.4)- 2/7/2/8/1/1/3

Mercedes (3.4)- 1/5/5/1/7/3/2

Shandi (4.1)- 3/3/1/6/6/5/5

Sara (5)- 5/6/6/4/2/6/6

Catie (5.2)- 8/2/3/9/4/4/7

Camille (6.5)- 9/9/9/5/3/7/4

Jenascia- 7.2

Heather- 7.3

Xiomara- 7.4

Bethany- 10.5

Anna- 12


Anna- 1

April- 0

Bethany- 0

Camille- 1

Catie- 2

Heather- 0

Jenascia- 0

Mercedes- 0

Sara- 0

Shandi- 0

Xiomara- 3

Yoanna- 0