This entire episode was a massive sexual innuendo. Marisa Miller, famous for being a Victoria’s Secret angel, is one cheeky bitch.
She was pretty active in the episode, probably to pique the interest of straight guys forced to watch the show with their girlfriends (Hi Andrew!) Basically, she taught the girls how to roll around in the sand and be all sexual. Mind-boggling. But, amongst this enthralling lesson was her EXCELLENT critiques.
‘DON’T BE LITTLE PUSSY…. CATS (she truly waited like three seconds before saying cats). GET YOURSELVES ALLLL WET. NOW THAT YOU’RE ALL NICE AND WET, GET ALL SANDY.’
Sandy vagina? Ewwww.
‘DON’T RUB YOUR BOOBS, LAURA. I WANT TO SEE YOUR BUTT. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO CATCH IN THERE? SUNDAI, STOP SPITTING’
The ‘close your mouth’ comment was to Jennifer. So, in conclusion, Marisa Miller is the best challenge director/guest panelist EVER.
Nigel tried to join the fun by telling Nicole that she’d won a ‘beautiful pearl necklace’, but eeeeewww, put it away, perv boy.
And speaking of perv boy, he would not shut up about how bad Nicole’s feet were in her photo. He then reassured everyone that he ‘loved feet’, just not hers. Aaaand the always modest Tyra stuck her shoe in his face. Then Marisa did. Aaaand then Miss. J did. Ew again.
Back to the sexual innuendo… the saucy Miss. Miller was the guest panelist, as I mentioned before, and she said she didn’t like how ‘erect’ Jennifer looked in her shot. OH MY GOD, GIVE THIS BITCH A MEDAL. NAAAAOOWWWW. Miss. J had to ruin it by being like ‘It’s NEVA too erect’. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. AGAIIIIIIIIN.
I have nothing else to say, except that wow, these pictures sucked, Happy Birthday Laura and THANK GOD SUNDAI IS GONE.