I was, overall, quite impressed by this episode. Maybe not as much as Nigel was by Esther’s tig ole bitties, but still impressed.
HOWEVER… HQ versions of the faux-tos are nowhere to be found and what is the fucking point of recapping without them?!
First things first-
This bitch was robbed. And she doesn’t have an eating disorder just because she’s on a calorie restricted diet. Who the hell are we to judge her when all we see is selective editing? Skinny? Fuck yes. But not necessarily suffering from a problem. And Tyra telling her to eat some bread and butter and avocado was pretty ridiculous.
Love her. She didn’t need to throw out a bunch of pretentious sounding made up French bullshit– I’m still not sold on ALT who brought back ‘gauche’ when describing Jane– because she was able to effortlessly class up the panel without even trying. And when Tyra couldn’t hold back any longer and splooged about ‘inspiring young girls’, Diane quickly moved her hand out of the WE ARE THE WORLD prayer circle that Tyra, ALT and Nigel were making. I love that despite being on the show, she knows she’s above it.
HOWEVER… Her whole song and dance to Anamaria about beauty being health was bullshit because both Olga Sherer and Sigrid Agren have walked for Diane’s runway shows despite making Anamaria look like Whitney Thompson. Although I suppose rabid hypocrisy is to be expected even from fashion elite. This IS ANTM, after all.
Anyway, I really do want to recap this episode, but without the photos… it feels very bare bones. Plus, I worked all weekend and my brain is fried!
Annamaria was GORGEOUS and a BITCH. She deserved this, the sister act can fall off a cliff. Barely in the cycle and I’ve had enough. Worst part, because they’re sisters they’ll be going abroad V.V
Looking forward to the picture recap, but make it SOON :D
Did Anamaria remind you of a skinny, tall, and less fug version of Lady Gaga in certain angles?
Anyway, she seemed a little too bony, on a site I read that when Tyra and the Jays first saw her she weighed more so they maybe didn’t pick her just to call her out for being too skinny. Oh well. I thought it was sort of bull shit that Tyra said that she wouldn’t be able to book jobs being that skinny. I think she would have booked some work at that smaller frame, I just wonder if she would have still wanted to get “leaner”.
Yeah Chance those sisters seem some mediocore and annoying (especially the one with the “Tick, Tick, Tick, Flash”) but I guess Tyra has to have some “sassy ethnic” girls to keep the show entertaining.
I’m curious how long they are going to string along Kacey.
IS THAT REALLY WHAT NIGEL IS LOOKING AT IN THAT GIF?! Bahahahahaha
WHAT THE HELL?! WHICH ONE IS THAT IN THE GIF?! SHE’S GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGEOUS! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!
“Diane quickly moved her hand out of the WE ARE THE WORLD prayer circle”
Hehehehe
Plenty of luls to be had so far this season, but how is any of it HIGH FASHION XD
Zomg @ ausntm drama! (Hooray for you know who!) But you’re probably sick of hearing about it by now :)
Hope you feel better!
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Come back soon! I love fourfour and potes, but I miss your picture rankings. It’s hard to watch knowing I can’t look forward to your post!
Have you abandoned us for good? Your blog is one of my favorite things about the show. COME BACK!! :(
Anamaria! <3
That's all. :)
Come back Amanda, we love you!!
I still check every day…”/
Word.
Come back Amanda! It’s been a whole month since you said you’d come back!